My Collection of Quotes

If you have a good quote that you're just dying to see posted send it to me at dragonstears01@hotmail.com

AIM Away Messages

"You know the world has gone crazy when... the top golfer in the country is black, the top rapper is white, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and the Germans don't want war!" - Chris Cramer

"Without rules we'd all be sitting in trees flinging crap at one another."

you say jump

i say how high

you say run

i say how far

you say bleed

i say how much

you say love

i say who

you say die

and i do not answer

you say forgive me

and i do not

--Unknown

Laura: Griffin, why is it sooo cold?

Griffen:  Because bears in Anarctica are sneezing causing wind and making it cold.

From weather.com- Wed Feb 26  Sprinkles

I like sprinkles, don't you?

"My brain is as smooth as a baby's bottom."

"Stop!  That's cruelty to children or animals, whatever I qualify as."-Nancy

"A fraternity, but I'm a girl.  That's sexually racist!"

 "Oh wait, if it crawls it's not dead is it." -Amy

"We should go to Africa, there's no lights there."

 "Eating an untoasted sandwich is like killing a cow, eating it raw, and calling it a hamburger."  -Phil

Death tastes like Corn Flakes!!! -Laura